bluedogeyes:

Saturday Night Live Halloween Special 2013



corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe XD

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN



laughfloor:

gvtsn:

mister-floyd:

Me on my way to steal yo man

h LPE ME 


YOU CAN HAVE HIM

laughfloor:

gvtsn:

mister-floyd:

Me on my way to steal yo man

h LPE ME 

YOU CAN HAVE HIM




rejectoffline:

this happens to me every time i try to be funny on facebook

rejectoffline:

this happens to me every time i try to be funny on facebook



thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone.



jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

image

*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*




psychocereals:

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

is this even real life

psychocereals:

engorgio-reducio:

should i reblog for the caption or the tags

is this even real life



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on